THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT A JOKE
Like some of you, we lost a ton of money on Meme NFTs in the mighty market crash of 2022. We’re still not over it, so here’s the Meme Line — our attempt to make back lost cash from the memes that took everything from us.
The line is available for order April 1st only, and will be custom made in our Detroit warehouse. What we've got here are four bespoke Blacked Out Microblades with meme plated titanium handles, and extremely cringe properties.
These knives are available only as a four piece collection, for the adequate price of $420.69 — but they might be worth more than your crypto portfolio one day. Orders open till midnight, so go crazy.
WHAT YOU GET:
1/4 - THE DOGE MICROBLADE
2/4 - THE PEPE THE FROG MICROBLADE
3/4 - THE TROLL FACE MICROBLADE
4/4 - THE SADDAM MICROBLADE
MICROBLADE SPECS:
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Open Length - 3.75 in / 9,5 cm
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Closed Length - 2.25 in / 5,7 cm
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Blade Length - 1.5 in / 3,8 cm
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Weight - 1 oz / 28 g
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Handle Material — Grade 5 Meme Plated Titanium Scales
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Blade Steel - D2 tool-grade steel
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Bearings - Ceramic
- Mechanics - Frame-lock
